The word Nerd

Growing up, I only ate PB and J sandwiches. I didn’t like to try new things back then.

After discovering the fusion of turkey and cheese, and the power of a meatball sub, I can say I will always try something at least once.

I have a creative mind and a burning passion to push the boundaries. I enjoy the challenge of writing cool sh*t for some not-so-popular brands.

Don’t believe me? I bet I can sell ya on toilet paper.

Experience

Look a dog!

Meet Maverick, my right-hand man. His skills include, but are not limited to:
Ball retrieval 50% of the time 
A good lad 99% of the time 
A sick fist bump! 

Some fun-ish facts

  • In the 7th grade I was awarded angel child of the year

    I don’t know why

  • I realized I had a way with words when my friends asked me help write thier Tinder bios

    It was then that I declared copywriting as my specialty—with a minor in match making

  • I had several business ideas as a child

    One time I turned myself into a vending machine, using a cardboard box, scissors, and lots of tape. I stood on the side of the road and dispensed canned soda. People bought the soda, and I was convinced they couldn't tell I wasn’t a real vending machine.